Posts tagged with ‘twitter

As a ginger-haired person, I too am glad someone has said that, and, from experience, it is no fun getting shot. 
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As a ginger-haired person, I too am glad someone has said that, and, from experience, it is no fun getting shot. 

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On my lack of Twitter followers

  • Ben: just mention keywords in your posts, the other day I tweeted vinyl and wav.fm started following me
  • Me: so "ritualistic animal sacrifice" aren't good keywords?
  • Ben: only for hell-bent furries
Why I’m not a bigger hit on Favrd is beyond me.

Why I’m not a bigger hit on Favrd is beyond me.

Watching “friends” connect on Facebook/Twitter is a great way to visualize how easily STD’s spread.

Visible Tweets – Twitter Visualisations.

I don’t know how I missed this when Cameron originally posted about it a few months ago. Really well done.

Sweeeeeeet Tweeeeeeets (via steveanderson)

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Short and Tweet

Fireland makes the Post.

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Let Me Twitter Dat (the white rap) by Andy Milonakis (via topcultured)

Flutter - nano blogging
Fav line —“10 characters, no vowels, electronic diodes transmitting posts directly to the brain. I plan on calling it shutter - no vowels.”

Ankara. Bought chunk of hash for my oldest. Press bus went ape-shit. What the heck is “Midnight Express”?
10:17 A.M. Apr 6th

Oh My, I Twatted: 2009-04-05

  • “Given this, how does one go about finding a stream of revenue in a model like Twitter’s? Simple: Twitter…” http://tumblr.com/xrh1ik5sm #
  • If you’re addicted to crack & on the street with a burger, don’t ask a thug if he wants to buy your burger or get a BJ #learnedfromthemovies #
  • Couldn’t sleep again last night. We’re all unique snowflakes. His name was Robert Paulson. Shit, I’m Tyler Durden. #learnedfromthemovies #
  • Want the Senator’s daughter? Lie and obsessively stalk her, just have goofy hair and a cute smile. Motorboatin’ SOB. #learnedfromthemovies #
  • The scroll button on my Mighty Mouse just crapped out, now he only goes down a squeals for Mitzi when I finger him. #
  • Surly Cynic bitches! (at Sentyrz) #
  • getting a boot to start the night of with… (at Gasthof zur Gemütlichkeit) #
  • Drowning in pets, on the couch with both dogs and the cat on my chest. #

Given this, how does one go about finding a stream of revenue in a model like Twitter’s? Simple: Twitter founders Bob Timpei and El Segundo (not their real names) have begun working in earnest with Germans—the pioneers of cipher code and doublespeak.

“None of you have any friends!”