Last Week on the Twitter: 2010-02-07

Watching the counter @Shuga_Records with my dangerous pooch at my side. He whines every someone walks by. Try to steal a record, I dare you. #
Out of respect for ODB, is it okay if I start referring to the president has Big Baby Bama? #
For the record: despite what you may have seen on Intervention, huffing two cans of condensed air is _not_ a good way to start the morning. #
Dear @Sn00ki. Nobody effin cares. You’re now the Julia Allison of reality TV (via @AntiKris) Amen, @AntiKris, amen! #
I really didn’t need to see Pete Townshend’s belly button just now. #superbowl (via @jamesvlindsay) #

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