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Last Week on the Twitter: 2010-01-31
Love is rewind.
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“Language has created the word loneliness to express the pain of being alone and the word solitude to express the glory of being alone.”
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The Girl just said, “As long as there’s Conan why do you need any one else?” This is why we’re together. #
TeamCoCo
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I’m at a bar with all these strangers, and they all know each others habits and opinions but not each other. Is this the future? #
msptweetup
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Jesus, I was just accosted by 6 Twitter nerds. “Where’s your name tag?” “What’s your Twitter name?” It’s @eatShit&Die nerds. #
msptweetup
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Doh!
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My girlfriend’s been using iPads once a month for years now! [rim shot]
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I fucking hate that thing. Why can’t I have one NOW? /via @
fimoculous
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Christ, I thought we covered this before: the 30-pin hole in your iPhone is not big enough to have sex with ( at least not for most people).
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Bang Bros? C’mon Adobe get your iPad optimized porn from m.pornhub.com - h.264 all day long, or so I’ve heard.
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Jesus Christ why is there an elephant sitting on my head?
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Dopplegangers are fucking gay. I mean really look at me, why would I want to be anyone else? I’m god damn perfection.
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February 01, 2010, 12:20am
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