Last Week on the Twitter: 2010-01-31
- Love is rewind. #
- “Language has created the word loneliness to express the pain of being alone and the word solitude to express the glory of being alone.” #
- The Girl just said, “As long as there’s Conan why do you need any one else?” This is why we’re together. #TeamCoCo #
- I’m at a bar with all these strangers, and they all know each others habits and opinions but not each other. Is this the future? #msptweetup #
- Jesus, I was just accosted by 6 Twitter nerds. “Where’s your name tag?” “What’s your Twitter name?” It’s @eatShit&Die nerds. #msptweetup #
- Doh! #
- My girlfriend’s been using iPads once a month for years now! [rim shot] #
- I fucking hate that thing. Why can’t I have one NOW? /via @fimoculous #
- Christ, I thought we covered this before: the 30-pin hole in your iPhone is not big enough to have sex with ( at least not for most people). #
- Bang Bros? C’mon Adobe get your iPad optimized porn from m.pornhub.com - h.264 all day long, or so I’ve heard. #
- Jesus Christ why is there an elephant sitting on my head? #
- Dopplegangers are fucking gay. I mean really look at me, why would I want to be anyone else? I’m god damn perfection. #