- Joey: I'm gonna become a wigger.
- Me: fuck it... go full Juggalo
- Joey: That would be so goddamned awesome. I'd have to gain like 200lbs... Or lose like 100. No inbetween.
- Me: Invest heavily in Meth. You can do it. But if you do, you have to take me to the Gathering of the Juggalos with you next year.